our mouse renesmee ate ja'mie. one minute they were cuddling and carrying on as they always had. the next minute, we looked to find half of ja'mie. literally.
renesmee was carrying on as though nothing had happened. like he wasnt a cannibal.
i only looked for a moment, but i heard in detail that ja'mie was attacked from behind, his skin ripped back from his skull. renesmee didnt even have the courage to face his opponent head on. he's a coward.
ja'mie was a bitch anyway, who was prone to biting. which is kind of ironic since renesmee bit him to death. renesmee was the fat ugly one. he was tots jeals that ja'mie was pretty. the pretty ones are always the bitches though. revenge.

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i feel so uncomfortable with that story. that i laughed so hard i cried. today has been a bad day, and i can't decide if that story made it better...or made it scary.
i need you.
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