cheese head

i accomplished everything i was looking to do in sconsin minus the water park.

i obtained a bicycle and went on a really great date that included fancy food and imax batman.

i also got to experience bro-life sconsin style. once they got over my chicago fashion (american apparel is currently being constructed in madison) and i had a few drinks - it was an excellent time. from what i remember, bro-life consists of light hearted jokes, youtube videos, bar hopping at a ridiculous speed, lots of shots and texting girls you aren't hanging out with. it's also socially acceptable to drink sparks before you go out.

i found that gays frequent the same bars as bros. as much as they tried to camouflage, i could spot one a mile away. after a shot the size of a drink, i called to a group of them (in my best straight voice), "hey! homos!" the terror in their eyes quickly faded and we embarked on a conversation about gay-life sconsin style.

overall, i'd go back.