hes baaack

godfrey returned to me last night. thank you hilwill for taking such good care of him... i owe her a vegan dinner. anyone know what/how to make a vegan dinner?

usually godfrey is a pretty stand off-ish cat. hes not the biggest when it comes to cuddling. however, probably bc he was scared and/or missed me so much, he slept with me alllll niiiight loooong. this in turn made it the best night ive had in a REALLY long time.

it was straight on cuddle fest 2010.



if sleeping on a couch between leases with all my possessions in storage and sending my baby to his vacation home werent enough, my life continues to fall apart.

eliminating unnecessary dramatics from this story, lets just make a list:

  • my identity was stolen, subsequently:
  • my chicago card was deactivated
  • i have to deal with CHASE BANK (hell on earth)
  • i funded someones drinking binge at joes liquor in cicero, il
  • i funded fuel ups at gas stations around the chicagoland area
  • my phone bill is due with no way to pay online
  • i cant purchase the next big app/music sensation on itunes
  • i have to use cash for EVERYTHING
  • im supposed to move with weekend, uhaul... do you accept personal checks?
  • my new card is arriving at my new address... hopefully USPS realizes i live there

i should take this as a hint to just fall off the fucking grid.


thank g

i found a new home. the north side was calling my name again and i needed to answer that call. ravenswood here i come!

im about to get into a lot of trouble with this one.... jesus take the wheel.



some d-bag hacked into my online accounts and read through all my messages/chats/emails. obviously this wasnt a scam and was done by a personal acquaintance who will not be named... give you three guesses.

i didnt so much have anything to hide as i prefer my personal information kept private and not to feel completely violated.

this is the interwebz equivalent to being robbed right? ive been digitally burgled.